THE Galaxies ARE RUNNING AWAY!

How the yard punks run away at the sight of a policeman!

What a horror! Where are they running to?

To all sides of the universe, just to be away.

AWAY FROM WHAT?

FROM THE CENTER! They run away from him, flashing their heels, which consist of billions of stars, also running away in panic.

And why?

BUT BECAUSE WE ARE THE CENTER!

People, humans, are the all-powerful centers of EVERYTHING and crowns of creation, by the way!!!

“Yes, Prince, everything is here,

Everything is under the Khan’s control here!

I’m a threat to everyone.

I always have been!

……………..

Everyone is afraid of me,

Everything is trembling around…”

Excerpt from Konchak’s aria in Borodin’s opera “Prince Igor”.

So everyone is afraid of us humans, and everyone is in awe of these short-lived megalomaniacs, slugs who imagine themselves to be the “CENTER OF EVERYTHING.”

After all, we are “IN THE IMAGE AND LIKENESS OF THE MOST IMPORTANT RING-LEADER…”

He created the universe, which, of course, trembles before him and trembles before US, his vicegerents, who are also “almost” his co-authors-the creators of everything, the CENTERS OF EVERYTHING!

So, an astronomical-anthropocentric fact:

The Galactics are running away in terror FROM US!! There are a couple of crazy galaxies out there that don’t run away from us, but get into trouble and get closer to us. They were simply stupefied with fear, and climbed into hell ahead of the priest! Well, okay, we’ll show them Kuzka’s mother! (According Nikita Chrushchev’s promise.)

And it’s been a long time, a little, a hundred years since Edwin Hubble discovered this panic escape. He even came up with a kind of Constant (not quite or not at all constant, but ALMOST constant – “If it is forbidden to you, but you want it very mich, then it allowed!” – taken from Competition of Sharp-minded) “Hubble constant” – galaxies are fleeing from us at an ever-increasing speed – the further away, the faster – from 55 to 100 km. per second each megaparsecs. (A “constant” that almost doubles from time to time!!!)

This increase in speed was measured using the well-known Doppler effect. The faster the light source moves, the greater the wavelength shift from those emitted by the source at rest relative to us.

If the source is moving away – the wavelength increases – Redshift

If it moves toward us — the wavelength decreases – Blueshift.

A megaparsec is a million parsecs. A parsec is an astronomical measure of distance, an abbreviation of a combination of two words: PARallax and SECond. This is the distance from which, if we consider our line of view perpendicular the solar system plane (ecliptic) THE DIAMETER OF the EARTH’S ORBIT is visible at an angle of ONE ARC SECOND. In light years (the distance that light travels in a year, traveling at a speed of 300,000 km/sec), a parsec is approximately 3.26 light years. Multiply that by a million and you get megaparsec.

Note how, once again, we are great and significant in the universe, even a PARSEC means not just the diameter of some seedy solar system, but the DIAMETER OF OUR EARTH’S ORBIT!!!

And everything in the universe, stars and galaxies, are called ONLY in OUR human words.

There’s nothing to talk about planets, pathetic Venereal and Saturnalia besides…

The stars are Altair, Sirius, Betelgeuse, Deneb, Aldebaran, Arcturus, Rigel, Famalhaut, Vega, Capella, Procyon, Antares, Castor and Pollux (It’s disgusting to look at them, it makes you sick, that’s why they were called Castor oil!) …

Constellations – Two Bears, Orion, Cassiopeia, Aquarius, Capricorn with Centaurus, Cancer with Gemini…

The galaxies are also Andromedan, Magellanic, Kuiper, Mercier…

And the acceleration of their scattering means that the fear of galaxies in front of US does not decrease, but INCREASES with distance from us. Look, how central and all-powerful we are!

(This, by the way, explains the behavior of the crazy galaxies: They keep running away, and the horror in front of us is getting stronger, so they foolishly decided that maybe they should turn back, where there is less fear?)

“I know only two things that have no boundaries: the universe and human stupidity.

However, I’m not quite sure about the first one!” Albert Einstein

Einstein was right to remark about his insecurity.

What if our universe is a large and LIMITED Schwarzschild sphere, a “Black Hole”?

Let’s calculate it.

The average density of matter in the universe is 10 to the minus twenty-seventh degree kg/cubic meter.

Substitute this density into the Schwarzschild formula and we get a “Black hole” with a radius of 10-20 billion light-years.

Now let’s remember that gravity is everywhere and always has a central character. That is, the closer to the center of a gravitating body, regardless of its density and size, the greater the gravitational force.

And there is also a negative gravitational potential, which, unlike force, depends not on the second, but on the first degree of distance.

And now the last step.

What if we are NOT the CENTER of this hole, but somewhere on its periphery?

Then MOST of the luminous objects ARE CLOSER TO the CENTER and the light from them, according to the formulas of General Relativity, is more REDSHIFTED the greater their negative gravitational potential, and the dependence, like Hubble’s, is too — LINEAR, increasing in proportion to the distance from us to the CENTER.

And those few “crazy” galaxies that don’t run away or run into us, but are simply HIGHER THAN us, farther from the center, and, of course, emit light with a BLUE shift!

It follows that we are NOT the center of everything and no one and nothing is RUNNING away from us, a run-down periphery of a large Schwarzschild sphere, a “Black Hole”, an grain of roe with a diameter of forty billion light-years.

And nearby there are millions more such “spawns”…

So maybe God is a very big SALMON spawning Universes?

Faciant meliora potentes.

If I’m wrong, let my seniors correct me.

23 IX 2025