“It’s scary, it’s creepy!”

“He’s scary, but we’re not scared!”

There is a category of pseudo-journalists whose specialty is (WELL-PAID!!!) a permanent intimidation of the stupid public with all sorts of horrors!

A terrible disease, such as the Chinese virus, flew out of the huge and deepest caves surrounding either Beijing or Wuhan on the wings of creepy flocks of bats. Or it rose from the depths of the Mariana Trench directly to the stalls of merchants at the Wuhan fish market.

Then the Earth, deprived of groundwater, drunk to the drop by people, accelerated its rotation so much that on the equator people, animals, jungles and ocean waters fall off from it by the ton and fly into space.

Then a giant alien ship is flying at us from outer space (which, as it approaches so much the Earth as the predicted horror movie, somehow dissolves spontaneously in the vacuum of space.)

This summer, in July, such news spread all over the mass media of disinformation: Something creepy and strange is flying to us, obviously of artificial origin, and it will SURELY arrive on November 19th! November, December, and January passed, and the interstellar ship somehow quietly disappeared into the distant land of Alice’s Wonderland, and did not deign to arrive to us!

Neglected!

“THEY” – “These Wonderland’s Alices”, having already explored the level of human edibility in deep space, decided not to poison themselves with our badly spoiled meat. All sorts of botulism, E-coli, Chinese viruses, malignant cancers, in general, human beings are stuffed like sausages with all kinds of infections. There will be a minimum of stomach upset, they decided, and they don’t even know WHAT KIND!

And they, “Wonderland’s Alices”, have a LOT of these stomachs. And everyone is adapted to a certain type of food. The food in space is DIFFERENT! On one planet it is carbonaceous, on the other it is fluorine, on the third it is titanium, on the fourth it is generally transuranic…

And in addition, they have an external one (in reserve, just in case!) Digestion: They inject their digestive enzymes into the consumed “metabolite”, wait a bit until the contents ripen, like cheese or wine, and then absorb the nutrient pulp. Although it takes some time, it is easier to disinfect! But with humans, even this method of dissolving the metabolite in its own shell does not guarantee sterility!

They were squeamish!

Well, in a good hour! Enjoy your meal with something or anyone else!

Not to mention the warming and the leaky and perforated by holes ozone layer, which has never had and cannot have holes!

Another REGULAR horror story, as I noticed, appears neatly every three to four weeks – solar flares and forecasts:

“Clouds of up to six thousand degrees of incandescent and highly electrically charged particles are moving towards the Earth at a terrible speed, which will cause deadly magnetic storms.

Almost a renaming of the poles: The North will become the South and vice versa!

Save yourself, who can! Buy anti-magnetic-storm suits, citizens!”

I REGULARLY look at our star through binoculars with a twenty-fold magnification and, of course, with light filters made by me from illuminated X-ray film.

So, over the past six months, I have never seen at least one even slightly large speck in the Sun (and these are just the places where such clouds of particles are released).

It may be objected to me that, say, I look DURING the DAY, and they, the cunning spots, are on the opposite side at this moment!

I would like to inform you that the period of the Sun’s rotation around the axis at the equator is twenty five days, and at the poles it is even longer – 35! So the spot zones can’t appear for a couple of hours, give us a terrible flash and immediately hide behind the Sun.

So there are no flares or magnetic storms. And all of them are stupid and monotonous inventions of a few idiots who scare us for money.

FOR WHAT???

Because scared people are easier to MANIPULATE!

Clever “scientists” will say that some creepy rays have broken through our atmosphere and will burn all the skin on us, regardless of whether it is open or tightly closed, on the backside, for example.

EVERYTHING WILL BE BURNED IN AN INSTANT!

So, we need to BUY urgently and AT EXORBITANT PRICES (let’s think of it!), “lotions from crocodile excrement for spreading all over the body” imported from Africa on high-speed airliners, and the whole herd will obediently run to spend their hard-earned money on this “saving shit”!

You won’t cheat, you won’t sell!

And one more “benefit” from this permanent lie: It successfully distracts humanity from the real and pressing problem of imminent self-destruction due to total parasitism and no less total self-stupefaction.

A recent example: These super-intellectuals from NASA CANNOT recreate the engines of the old Apollo program! There was “something” that was not described in detail, BECAUSE IT WAS ASSUMED TO BE self-evident.

But the designers of that time did not imagine that their future replacement followers would become so stupid that they would not be able to understand what was OBVIOUS to them only sixty years ago!

So they scare us with their pathetic and ordinary, drearily repetitive fantasies (because even for this there are not enough brains!) these are the most “scientific” journalism!

If you want to believe them, welcome to paradise for scared–to-death idiots!

8 II 2026

P.S. An idea that suddenly popped into my head:

Since the tail of a comet moving towards or passing by the Sun is THROWN by the light pressure in the direction opposite to the Sun, it turns out that solar flares SHOULD CAUSE the TAILS of COMETS TO WAG!

A new prediction of theoretical astronomy!