May be I publish it for the second time, but permanent dullness of people, especially “scientists” of SETI force me to it again. Sorry, there are NO my genes in the brain of those idiots, who are looking for our “brothers in intelligence” who will eat us in their first occasion

Very curious episode I met in interesting book of French writer Vercors (Jean Marcel Bruller) “Humans or animals”.

He showed in this book that ironically In any encyclopedia is NO definition of human being! They write about anything in the world but this, most important thing, passed over in silence! One day I decided to check, whether or not that is truth? To my disappointment I FOUND those definition, Vercors was WRONG. But in the same time he was partially right since all those definitions where loquacious, without short and clear explanation WHAT is human being!

Formally – Vercors was wrong, de facto – he was right.

Then let’s imagine such situation: SETI (Search of Extra – Terrestrial Intelligence) program had exploded by sensational breaking news: We have found our brothers (or sisters, or cousins, or predecessors) in INTELLIGENCE! Mindful creatures!!! We have found them in Tau-Wale constellation, or Cor serpentis constellation or somewhere else, it does not matter where!

And those “brothers in mind” asked us first of all: Who are you? Give us your self-definition, since not us, nor anybody in Universe knows you!

Our scientific morons, those from SETI, began to potter about this issue, what to answer? They themselves NEVER thought about this “Obvious” thing!

Found certain articles in several encyclopedia and have sent them immediately.

“Brothers” answered: What are you sending us, long, meaningless words!? If that is your level of science it’s not sing of your intelligence! Give us CLEAR AND SHORT self-definition. If you can stand such “intellectual challenge” you could be answered. At least then we’ll have evidence of your possession of mindful brain!

Again began to look in the books SETI specialists and at the end FOUND!

Protagoras: “HUMAN IS MEASURE OF ANYTHING!”

“Brothers” answered almost immediately: Are you crazy? In what school of mentally retarded children had learned your Protagoras? HOW CAN feeble, made of 85 % of liquid hydrogen oxide, powerless, intellectually underdeveloped creature be “MEASURE OL ALL” in the Universe???

Give us normal mindful definition, at last!

Suddenly those “wisdomers” in SETI found one reasonable man who knew philosophy and literature and he offered: Lets take aphorism of Francais Duce the Sixtsde La Rochefoucauld:

“As mortals we are afraid of everything, but we desire everything though we were immortal.”

Sent this phrase and got positive score:

Yes, now we see that there are among yours certain thinking persons. Give us another example of your ability to think! But quickly!

And another intelligent person amongst legion of those “scientists” told. I know another philosopher, who was too very mindful: Eric Hoffer!

They began to hurry him: So, send it immediately!!!

He sent…

Brothers answered:

Now you gave us a brilliant confirmation that you are absolutely mindless creatures!

And they disconnected themselves forever!

“Scientists” from SETY attacked this guy: What to hell you have sent them???
He, confused fully, answered:

“People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.”
―Eric Hoffer

19 XII 2015