Hypervitaminosis.

It is fashionable nowadays to use the word “HYPER”.

Hypersound rocket.

Hyper or Giga bytes.

The hyperuniverse, which, it turns out, well, right, was discovered the other day by the hyperspace hypertelescope “WEBB”. He also discovered another horror story: It turns out that the red hypergiant Betelgeuse is starting to explode and turn into a hypernova star, and thus can sweep away the entire solar system like a hurricane dandelions.

Citizens, urgently stock up on hyperluminal rockets, (NASA has just announced their cheap sale. But hurry up, because the supply is limited! Elon Musk is also going to arrange a bankruptcy sale of these) in order to move away from the solar system at a hyperluminal distance this minute and then the bowl of the red giant Betelgeuse will pass you by!

Located in the constellation of Orion at a distance of about 560 light-years from us! (A light–year is the distance that light travels in a year, spreading at a speed of 300,000 km/sec. The light comes to us from the Sun with a delay of eight minutes.)

A Hypergiant like Betelgeuse is not to be trifled with.

But we’re going to talk about another “HYPER” now. Everyone knows the word beriberi, that is, the lack of some or certain vitamins and the “diseases” they cause: Scurvy (Scorbut), Beriberi, pellagra …

But it turns out that there are pathologies associated with HYPERVITAMINOSIS, that is, an excess of certain vitamins.

Carotene, “provitamin A”, with excessive concentration and duration of use, can cause painful skin changes, in particular, on the hands.

Others, I don’t know exactly which ones, can provoke the appearance of non-healing bleeding ulcers on the skin of the face.

So, citizens, as Julius Fuchik said in “The Word before the Execution” or “The Report with a noose around his Neck”:

PEOPLE, I loved you! Be vigilant!

He is echoed by the notorious Kozma Prutkov: Be vigilant!!

In other words, both the lack and the hyperabundance of vitamins are dangerous to health, which means: HARM to the NATIONAL ECONOMY!

Faciant meliora potentes.

24 IX 2024