Oil and Gas Goldfinger

Many who have seen this film from the endless series about “Agent No. 007 with the right to kill”, received personally from Her Majesty, remember, of course, the idea of fat Goldfinger, (played by German actor Gert Froebe), working together with North Korean intelligence. The essence of the idea is simple:
Blow up the American gold reserve vault at Fort Knox. But the idea is not just to blow up, gold does not explode and does not burn. And to detonate it with the help of a “dirty” (that is, leaving behind a strong and prolonged radioactivity of the irradiated substance) atomic bomb. Of course, no one will buy such gold! Why store, even in a cellar with seven locks, highly radioactive gold, which will cease to be so in fifty years?
The burial grounds of radioactive soil in the forest near Chernobyl became the gravediggers of many military men who recently dug trenches and dugouts there. 

And I thought, what would happen if such a bomb was detonated UNDERGROUND so that NOT a single neutron escaped? And it is not easy to blow up somewhere at the Totsky landfill, as it was done in 1954, which killed 60 thousand young Soviet soldiers and 10 thousand local residents with radiation sickness and cancer, but in the oil and gas fields. Where the wells for the extraction of these wonderful hydrocarbons are almost right next to each other. No, God forbid, not for the purpose of their underground gasification and fire, but for the same purpose as Goldfinger’s.
What will happen?
And there will be the following. Both oil and gas will become highly radioactive for a long time and no one will want to take millions of tons of oil or billions of cubic meters of gas with terrible radioactivity for DECADES, if not centuries!
And that’s it!
We are switching to environmentally friendly types of energy, such as wind turbines, solar panels, tidal power plants and so on. After all, Mendeleev also said that burning oil in furnaces is heating yourself by burning banknotes!

An underground explosion will also seismically flatten all sorts of wells, voids, cavities and squeeze gas and oil to the surface – they say, take it – I don’t want it!
It is possible, however, without an explosion. In the clay solution pumped into the wells from above, to squeeze out oil or gas, add something also very radioactive and that’s it…
Like the soil in Chernobyl, they will become unused for a long time…

As usual in our country, the first question is:
Who is to blame???
Of course, Ian Flemming, who wrote this vile series and the filmmakers!!!  An Englishman, a former employee of M6. And the Americans are damned! The film was staged with this idea, seemingly against themselves! All of them!!!
And what will happen?
Harm to the national economy!
23 IV 2022