A parody of Valery Bryusov’s interesting idea, the seekers of “Intelligent life in the Universe” and my school-age idea of the “Nucleon-galactic theory”.

Back then, as a schoolboy, I was very impressed by Bryusov’s poem “The World of the Electron.” And such a thought got into my head: If there is some rational grain in Bryusov’s idea, then it may well be that OUR UNIVERSE is nothing more than a kind of microparticle of another, titanic world, just as for us electrons are just microparticles. But this means that if we want to understand the “structure” of the microparticles of OUR world, it is enough to look at the sky and see this structure! That’s how my homegrown theory appeared, which my friends were laughing at together, albeit without malice.

DESERVEDLY SO!

And now, remembering the years of my childhood, I thought ironically that my friends, talented and sensible people, ridiculing my idiotic idea, still did not show enough ingenuity to simply pulverize it with the method of “Reductio ad absurdum” – that is, bringing it to a complete logical absurdity.

And I decided to take on this noble mission…

So, the core of the idea:

In the restaurant menu of Elementary Particle Physics, there are many dozens, if not more than a hundred particles and antiparticles of all kinds and types.

Since this article also promotes a parody of the pseudoscientific research of SETI (Search of Extraterrestrial Intelligence) – “Search for Extraterrestrial Intellect”, a conflict immediately arises called “The Silence of Space”. No matter how hard our idiotic scientists, seekers of brothers in mind, try, THE COSMOS STUBBORNLY REMAINS SILENT FOR ALL THEIR HYSTERICAL APPEALS TO THE BROTHERS.

The brothers don’t respond, what can you take from them???

My answer is simple and understandable to anyone:

They, our brothers, would be happy to answer, but THEIR TIME AND SPACE are so small that we have their radio broadcasts called “Is there life on Earth? Hello, earthlings, please respond!!!”, we just DO NOT PERCEIVE AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND!

Let’s divide all particles into two groups: Long-lived and short-lived.

Then it turns out from our “theory” that everything:

Long–lived particles are worlds WITHOUT developed intellectual life.

Short–lived – worlds in which an intellectually developed life appeared and, being initially parasitic, quickly destroyed itself! For a dozen or two millennia. According to THEIR TIMELINE!!!

Let’s keep in mind that their time in great order is ten SHORTER than ours! Their millionth anniversary, for us, is maybe one trillionth or even shorter, seconds. Intellectual civilizations do not live long, and therefore those that appeared and developed simply killed themselves and these are rapidly disintegrating particles.

And protons, electrons, photons, and neutrinos are just four, plus three of their antiparticles – they are worlds WITHOUT CIVILIZATIONS, and therefore they live an unusually long time!

So the idea of SETI is correct – there are many, many civilized bros, but they disintegrate too quickly without signaling to us! THEY DON’T HAVE TIME!!!

It’s a brilliant theory, isn’t it?

That’s why I felt it necessary to share it with my readers.

Faciant meliora potentes.

If I’m wrong, let my seniors correct me, one of those long-lived ones…

8 VI 2026